Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
and you fell through a lawn chair
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
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