just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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