it wasn't lemon gatorade
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
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I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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