In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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