WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
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