i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
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