Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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