doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
dude I went to cubs game with my mustache, aviators, and a hooded sweatshirt. Do you think it was irony or fate that there were four 17 year old girls in front of us?
also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
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