yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
and I'm going to name my autobiography "blow jobs with enthusiasm are the best"
I'm naming my autobiography "Reasons Not to Date Girls From Texas."
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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