Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
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