You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
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well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
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There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
i think im in europe. pls send help
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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