Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
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