Dude my date hates me, Im on a rooftop full of Turkish people, and Ricky Martin is blasting on the radio. I was wrong earlier when I said I have my shit together
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
My puke in the shower morning just turned into a puke in the restroom at work afternoon. I'm the human embodiment of dumpster fire.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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