Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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