Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
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FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
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Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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