He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
Note to self: don't jizz on a surface cleaned with Tilex. It WILL turn purple.
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You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
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This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
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