I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
Randomize
