And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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