Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
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That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
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Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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