ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
we made out on top of his cat.
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
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You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
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I think I just cured my dogs munchies
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
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