im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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