Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
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you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
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I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
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