white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
All she gave me for breakfast was raw toast. How can she expect me to eat raw toast?
You mean bread?
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
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He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
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TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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