yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
The EMT told me when I left the ER "I'd like to take off your pants again and inspect your package. Just not during a medical emergency..." We're hooking up tonight.
Points for getting a hot hook up after getting a shard of glass in your thigh. Almost makes it worth it.
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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