kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
Last night my friend tried to make out with me in an olive garden. Ahahah
Nothing says 'I love you' like never ending salad and breadsticks
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
Dignity is for republicans.
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She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
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I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
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