Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I walked in on my roommate finishing watching something on his computer. There was cum all over his screen. He awkwardly said hi and pulled up his pants.
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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