yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
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you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
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Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
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