If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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