Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
so he let me use one of the toothbrushes that came in his daughters 4 pack, purple glittery toddler toothbrush, the next time i came back his wife has used their label maker and put my name on it...
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
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