this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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