Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
He made a toga out of my hot pink bed sheets and cracked an egg on his head. Then he proceeded to alphabetize our DVD collection, which was impressive because I'm 99% sure he couldn't have done that sober.
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
we need to open a bar. a bar with... wait for it... A FUCKING BALL PIT.
LOL. Do you guys need a ride home?
No. we're home already. i just thought it was a brilliant fucking idea.
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