ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
Those nachos came to me in a dream
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
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