none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
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