My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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