take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
Her breakfeast in bed consisted of half a pop tart that I didn't want, and water that I slipped birth control into... Who says chivalry is dead?
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
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I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
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So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
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