Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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