I forgot how hot balto sounded
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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