Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
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Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
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Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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