What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
He jacked off on my pillow when he found out I left. It was like coming home and finding that your dog, with separation anxiety, had pooped in your shoes. I think I'm flattered...
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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