will power is for people who don't want to get laid
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
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Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
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Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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