After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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