I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
When I start carrying a bottle in my hand, jumping from boat to boat with a grenade horn. YOU should know this isn't going to turn out well.
Everyone already knows you're a drunk, they understand.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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