everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
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