Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
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