sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
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also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
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Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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