When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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