Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
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