She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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