dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
dude. I can hear the air.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
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