we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
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Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
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GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
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