Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
You were upset that she was flirting with your boyfriend so I thought the best game plan was to show her my boobs and get her to make out with me instead. I am the greatest friend on absinthe.
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
Things were going really well until his cousin showed up. She told him I look kind of like his mom, which started a ten-minute debate on my and his mother's specific features, and ultimately, who is prettier. Guess who my date picked.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
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