And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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