doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
I woke up to 'call me' written in red lipstick on my chest. Thats the hottest/sluttiest thing ever. I win at LIFE!
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
The feeling are messing with the penis
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
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