Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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