can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
Is there a non-awkward way to tell a girl I work with that she looks just like my favourite pornstar?
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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