Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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