she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
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