I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
She said, "awww, you're so sweet" after I started putting on a condom. How many STDs have I just contracted?
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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